why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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This is not Will Smith.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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