- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Mmmm, donuts

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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