the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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i am predestal

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Penis

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Lacrosse

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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minorities

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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