- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

PENIS

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

So one time this woman was learning...

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

why did the man die? he got shot

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock Knock! Come in.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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