What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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