do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Poop...

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

I will create more jobs for americans

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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