knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Kenny G

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Anti Joke

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