What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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lets bomb africa

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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no rasist joks

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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