- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

can you touch your toes? no

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