- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Poop.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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