Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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