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Are You A Zombie?

  • ... the other patrons look at the bartender, confused.

  • It's* a duck. Otherwise, rated up.

  • Cool. Would you like a kewkie?

  • A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck. The man at the bar replies to the bartender, saying "Get me the whole bottle of whiskey. Everyone I love has died in a car accident, and I'm suffering from severe clinical depression."

  • that's funny

  • we have it on tape of me saying something like that when i was little. "mom look this lacrosse stick's name is bob!" - "Hello bob! does bob say hi back?" - "no. he doesn't talk because he's a stick."

  • Call me 9856552500

  • Indeed it is, old chap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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