What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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pickle sniffer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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WNBA

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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