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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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