This is a joke setup.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

melon

brainfart

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

President Donald Trump

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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