Cleveland winning something

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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