Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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poop is very very yummy.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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