What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Jerry.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

A cow says moo and explodes.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Jews

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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