What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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My tractor broke down.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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women's rights

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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I have aids

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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