canaan and mallory

modern love

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

We are lawyers

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Men's Sports

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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