Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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