What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

guess what? chicken butt.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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