A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Fiats

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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