Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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