What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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You have cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Butt Sex.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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