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Knock, Knock. Come In.

Farts smell bad!

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Women's rights

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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