Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Cows go moo.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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