Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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