Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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A new restaurant KKKcake

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a black priest? Father

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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