What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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I enjoy anal.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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123 Main street

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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