Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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