What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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guess what? bannanas

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Poop

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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