Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Ron Paul for President!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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matt is fat

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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