- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Fat people

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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