- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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