You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Where's my baby??

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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