A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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i'm funny

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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