Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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A midget walks under a bar

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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