Jesus was a good guy

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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