On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

*spongebob voice* 25

This one time at band camp....

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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