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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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