There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

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