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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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