Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Welcome to die!

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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