- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

why is john so fat years of over eating

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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