Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Womens rights.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

wood cant chuck wood

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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