Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Hello penis

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Jews.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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