Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is 2+2? 4!

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Drunk irish man

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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eloise dey.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Anti Joke

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