- Anti Joke

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

the asian kid gets an F

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies