Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

a man walks into horse bar

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...