- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

No it isn't.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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